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July 13th, 2005 - Let’s Start a Band!

rudiecantfail — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:29:30 +0000

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Wed Jul 13 14:29:30 2005
[15:13] RudieCantFail: i was going to get a gamecube
[15:13] RudieCantFail: i decided on getting a guitar amp instead
[15:13] EvilNakedBaby: NOOOO!
[15:13] EvilNakedBaby: U damn hippy
[15:13] RudieCantFail: dude, i will rock
[15:13] EvilNakedBaby: sure
[15:15] EvilNakedBaby: I would like to learn the guitar
[15:16] EvilNakedBaby: is it easy?
[15:17] RudieCantFail: to learn the basics..no
[15:17] EvilNakedBaby:
[15:17] RudieCantFail: i mean yes
[15:17] EvilNakedBaby:
[15:18] EvilNakedBaby: Fo real?
[15:18] RudieCantFail: basic chords are easy to learn
[15:18] RudieCantFail: there are some tough ones…but it all takes practice eh
[15:19] RudieCantFail: besides, its more rewarding than a video game
[15:19] EvilNakedBaby: but does the guitar come with bonus levels?
[15:20] RudieCantFail: yeah, you get good you get chicks
[15:21] EvilNakedBaby: I might get a piano
[15:21] EvilNakedBaby: wanna start a band?
[15:21] RudieCantFail: for free?
[15:21] RudieCantFail: those are harder to maintain
[15:21] EvilNakedBaby: piano?
[15:21] EvilNakedBaby: or da women?
[15:22] EvilNakedBaby: i was thinking of a synthesizer
[15:22] RudieCantFail: then we can make some industrial music
[15:22] EvilNakedBaby: i like industrial music….stop copying me!
[15:22] RudieCantFail: i’m already a head of you
[15:23] RudieCantFail: i got the drum machine to do my loops
[15:23] EvilNakedBaby: I’ll catch up
[15:23] EvilNakedBaby: I’ll get some software, make a nice studio
[15:23] RudieCantFail: got that already
[15:23] RudieCantFail: i need a new laptop though
[15:23] RudieCantFail: mine died last night
[15:23] RudieCantFail: luckily for laptop insurance
[15:25] EvilNakedBaby: can I be the singer?
[15:25] RudieCantFail: no
[15:26] EvilNakedBaby: how about bass guitarist
[15:26] RudieCantFail: i got that
[15:26] EvilNakedBaby: how about manager?
[15:27] RudieCantFail: ok
[15:27] RudieCantFail: just dont rip me off
[15:27] EvilNakedBaby: your first gig is at a bingo club.
[15:27] RudieCantFail: B-24
[15:28] EvilNakedBaby: bingo!
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Wed Jul 13 15:37:16 2005

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June 20th, 2005 - Let’s go into Business Together

rudiecantfail — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:23:57 +0000

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Mon Jun 20 13:30:25 2005
[13:30] RudieCantFail: yoyo
[13:30] RudieCantFail: you should read this
[13:30] RudieCantFail: http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/biztech/06/20/techj(Link: http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/biztech/06/20/techjobdecline.ap/index.html)obdecline.ap/index.html
[13:40] EvilNakedBaby: At Stanford, career experts are urging engineering and science majors to get internships and jobs outside of their comfort zones — in marketing, finance, sales and even consulting.
[13:42] EvilNakedBaby: I guess I better start taking business management courses
[13:43] RudieCantFail: yeah you foo!
[13:43] RudieCantFail: or work on being a project manager
[13:43] RudieCantFail: thats what im going to try to be
[13:43] EvilNakedBaby: My company is too small
[13:43] RudieCantFail: oh
[13:43] RudieCantFail: well, when you get canned i’ll get you job with me
[13:43] RudieCantFail: i think i can get you in easily
[13:43] EvilNakedBaby: There is like only 3 programmers, and one is my supervisor
[13:44] EvilNakedBaby: and another is me
[13:45] RudieCantFail: lets keep in touch and help each other out
[13:45] RudieCantFail: otherwise
[13:45] RudieCantFail: i will kill my competition
[13:56] EvilNakedBaby: kill?
[13:56] RudieCantFail: yeah..if you don’t want to be my ally in this tech world then you are competition
[13:57] EvilNakedBaby: I think they have enough work for me to last for around a year. I already asked my boss about outsourcing. He is against it. My company already outsourced certain jobs. Sometimes they’re good, but sometimes outsourcing backfires.
[13:58] RudieCantFail: so are you saying you are not an ally of mine?
[13:58] RudieCantFail: that is the real question
[13:58] EvilNakedBaby: The only way is if the owner of the company decides to outsource
[13:58] EvilNakedBaby: or we loose a client
[13:58] RudieCantFail: you still haven’t answered the question
[13:59] RudieCantFail: will you be my ally?
[13:59] EvilNakedBaby: Yes, I am a ally. For now…muahahahahaha
[13:59] RudieCantFail: i will keep one eye on you
[13:59] RudieCantFail: but i accept
[13:59] RudieCantFail: [bow]
[13:59] EvilNakedBaby: I say fuck everyone and start our own company.
[13:59] RudieCantFail: yes
[13:59] RudieCantFail: in hyde park area
[13:59] EvilNakedBaby: why hyde park?
[14:00] EvilNakedBaby: is it the bar idea again?
[14:00] RudieCantFail: easy access to the bars
[14:00] EvilNakedBaby: ha
[14:01] RudieCantFail: think about it dude
[14:01] RudieCantFail: a lot of web development companies are in that area
[14:01] EvilNakedBaby: in hyde park?
[14:02] RudieCantFail: more like graphic art companies
[14:02] RudieCantFail: web developers
[14:02] RudieCantFail: yeah
[14:02] RudieCantFail: cuz they know whats up
[14:07] RudieCantFail: you be programmer
[14:07] RudieCantFail: i will be project manager and top negotiator
[14:07] RudieCantFail: maybe get ryan on board
[14:07] RudieCantFail: and byron for comic relief..when we want to laugh at someone
[14:08] EvilNakedBaby: dude, we won’t be able to compete with outsourcing
[14:08] RudieCantFail: huh?
[14:08] RudieCantFail: what are you getting at with that
[14:08] EvilNakedBaby: We gonna have to outsource
[14:08] EvilNakedBaby: let the indian workers be comic relief
[14:09] RudieCantFail: hmmm…they’re only funny for so long
[14:09] RudieCantFail: lets hire a lot of hot indian ladies
[14:09] EvilNakedBaby: we can keep switching countries
[14:09] EvilNakedBaby: next would be vietnam
[14:23] RudieCantFail: ok
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Mon Jun 20 14:23:09 2005

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June 13th, 2005 - Michael Jackson Trial Verdict

rudiecantfail — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:45:16 +0000

Session Start (EvilnakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Mon Jun 13 15:58:46 2005
[15:58] RudieCantFail: they reached a verdict in the jackson case
[15:58] EvilnakedBaby: really
[15:59] RudieCantFail: in 30 minutes it will be annouced
[15:59] EvilnakedBaby: guilty?
[15:59] RudieCantFail: dont know yet
[15:59] RudieCantFail: we will find out shortly
[15:59] EvilnakedBaby: hmm
[16:35] RudieCantFail: hes guilty
[16:35] EvilnakedBaby: wow
[16:35] RudieCantFail: i dunno..my guess
[16:36] RudieCantFail: not announced yet
[16:36] RudieCantFail: pushing it to 445
[16:36] EvilnakedBaby: argg
[19:32] RudieCantFail: aquitted
[19:32] EvilnakedBaby: yep
[19:32] EvilnakedBaby: king of pop lives!
[19:32] RudieCantFail: sux
[19:32] RudieCantFail: he should burn
[19:33] EvilnakedBaby: He is an idiot if he goes back to his olds ways
[19:40] RudieCantFail: did you see the jury?
[19:40] RudieCantFail: they all looked like mutants
[19:40] EvilnakedBaby: no
[19:40] EvilnakedBaby: ha
[19:41] RudieCantFail: they did
[19:42] RudieCantFail: they must all live next to some powerlines
[19:42] EvilnakedBaby: maybe they prefer neverland
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Tue Jun 14 09:43:07 2005

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June 7th, 2005 - I feel so blessed

rudiecantfail — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:41:02 +0000

Earlier in the day EvilNakedBaby pissed me off. So, I sent him hateful IM’s all morning. Later in the day my phone was acting funny. I needed someone to help me test sending a txt message to it. So, I asked the same guy I was hating, EvilNakedBaby.

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Tue Jun 07 16:03:34 2005
[16:03] RudieCantFail: can you send me a txt messsage to my phone? i think something iswrong
[16:03] EvilNakedBaby: how?
[16:03] EvilNakedBaby: AIM?
[16:04] RudieCantFail: do you know how to send a txt message from your phone?
[16:04] EvilNakedBaby: yes
[16:04] RudieCantFail: that way
[16:04] RudieCantFail: to my phone
[16:04] RudieCantFail: the address being my cellphone
[16:10] EvilNakedBaby: done
[16:11] RudieCantFail: thanks
[16:11] EvilNakedBaby: you get it?
[16:11] RudieCantFail: reprogrammed phone and got it just fine
[16:38] RudieCantFail: ok..we’re friends again
[16:39] EvilNakedBaby: I feel so blessed
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Tue Jun 07 16:39:13 2005

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June 3rd, 2005 - Ending w/ Mr. Roboto

rudiecantfail — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:16:44 +0000

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Fri Jun 03 14:52:50 2005
[14:52] RudieCantFail: i like trillian’s wiki
[14:52] RudieCantFail: that little info is fun to read
[14:53] EvilNakedBaby: I like reading wiki…its growing pretty fast
[14:53] RudieCantFail: yeah
[14:53] RudieCantFail: if type EvilNakedBaby.
[14:54] RudieCantFail: it says big fat jerkface
[14:54] RudieCantFail: at least my wiki says so
[14:55] EvilNakedBaby: When I type “RudieCantFail”, it says “a nobody”
[14:57] RudieCantFail: if i type “Jerkface Loser” it says EvilNakedBaby
[14:58] EvilNakedBaby: If I type “Big Fat Sponge”, it says RudieCantFail’s Mama.
[14:58] EvilNakedBaby: Last night, I did some cardio
[14:59] EvilNakedBaby: feel pretty good
[14:59] RudieCantFail: one minute is not a enough
[14:59] EvilNakedBaby: It was a Long minute!
[14:59] EvilNakedBaby: I was so out of breath
[14:59] EvilNakedBaby: But then I ate a hamburger and felt better

A little later that day…

[16:27] EvilNakedBaby: Domo Aregato Mr. Roboto
[16:27] RudieCantFail: domo
[16:27] RudieCantFail: DOMO
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Fri Jun 03 16:27:42 2005

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Some Good Advice from my Guidance Counselor

evilnakedbaby — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:13:15 +0000

[10:02] EvilNakedBaby: man
[10:02] EvilNakedBaby: I wish I could drink
[10:03] EvilNakedBaby: needed to numb some pain
[10:03] RudieCantFail: smoke instead.. thats better for pain
[10:03] EvilNakedBaby: really?
[10:03] RudieCantFail: yeah
[10:03] RudieCantFail: thats why they prescribe to cancer patients

Spoken like a true role model.

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May 31st, 2005 - Just BS’ing

rudiecantfail — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:34:00 +0000

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Tue May 31 09:15:06 2005
[09:15] RudieCantFail: morning
[09:15] RudieCantFail: JibberJabJabJib
[09:15] EvilNakedBaby: huh?
[09:15] RudieCantFail: thats right…whats going on
[09:15] EvilNakedBaby: just working
[09:16] RudieCantFail: good weekend?
[09:16] EvilNakedBaby: yeah
[09:16] EvilNakedBaby: had some fun in pleasure island
[09:16] RudieCantFail: i bet..hence the name
[09:17] EvilNakedBaby: yesterday, veronica and I went to bern’s steakhouse
[09:18] RudieCantFail: how was that?
[09:18] RudieCantFail: good?
[09:18] EvilNakedBaby: yeah
[09:18] EvilNakedBaby: expensive as hell
[09:18] RudieCantFail: i bet
[09:18] EvilNakedBaby: they have the largest wine collection
[09:19] RudieCantFail: yeah
[09:19] EvilNakedBaby: they have one bottle values at 10 grand
[09:19] RudieCantFail: they’re known for that
[09:19] EvilNakedBaby: they must have several million dollars in bottles
[09:20] RudieCantFail: yeah
[09:21] EvilNakedBaby: a commoner, such as myself, felt out of place
[09:21] RudieCantFail: yeah..i would too
[09:21] RudieCantFail: too fancy for me
[09:22] RudieCantFail: i’ll probably never go there…i like charley’s steak house though
[09:22] RudieCantFail: that place is good
[09:22] EvilNakedBaby: where is that located?
[09:23] RudieCantFail: cypress
[09:23] RudieCantFail: i think
[09:23] RudieCantFail: you should see their sign by 275
[09:23] RudieCantFail: i see it all the time
[09:23] EvilNakedBaby: I’ll look for it next time
[09:24] EvilNakedBaby: I spent most of the weekend hanging out with Veronica’s sister and her new bf
[09:24] EvilNakedBaby: they both got loads of money. The bf must of spent close to 300 dollars on bern’s
[09:25] RudieCantFail: damn
[09:25] RudieCantFail: suckas
[09:25] RudieCantFail: HA
[09:25] RudieCantFail: killing a cow is cheaper
[09:25] EvilNakedBaby: I know
[09:26] EvilNakedBaby: The bf is is a flight attendent and he only works 9 days out of every month
[09:26] EvilNakedBaby: he gets paid 45 dollars an hour
[09:26] EvilNakedBaby: and gets to travel everywhere for free
[09:27] RudieCantFail: yeah…my friend works for continental
[09:27] RudieCantFail: sometimes flies to london for lunch..his favorite italian place is there
[09:27] EvilNakedBaby: I never realized flight attendents made so much

[09:34] RudieCantFail: byron left yesterday
[09:34] EvilNakedBaby: did you guys ever meet up?
[09:34] RudieCantFail: sunday..helped him move
[09:42] RudieCantFail: went and ate..
[09:42] RudieCantFail: help left
[09:42] RudieCantFail: he is no longer in FL
[09:42] RudieCantFail: sniff*
[09:43] EvilNakedBaby:

Later that day…
[16:15] RudieCantFail: yo
[16:15] EvilNakedBaby: yo yo
[16:16] RudieCantFail: im taking applications for a byron replacement. send me your resume so you have a chance.
[16:16] EvilNakedBaby: what r the benefits?
[16:16] RudieCantFail: being my friend is one
[16:17] RudieCantFail: probably the top benifit
[16:17] RudieCantFail: free empanadas
[16:18] EvilNakedBaby: FREE!?
[16:18] EvilNakedBaby: k
[16:18] RudieCantFail: cool..
[16:19] RudieCantFail: send it to my email
[16:19] EvilNakedBaby: will do
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Tue May 31 16:19:45 2005

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May 24th, 2005 - RudieCantFail’s Death

rudiecantfail — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:28:36 +0000

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Tue May 24 11:51:31 2005
[11:51] RudieCantFail: what are you doing?
[11:52] EvilNakedBaby: Contemplating your death.
[11:52] RudieCantFail: get in line
[12:00] RudieCantFail: how did you want to do my death?
[12:00] RudieCantFail: im taking a poll
[12:25] EvilNakedBaby: Death by lethal injection
[12:25] RudieCantFail: thats a quiet death
[12:25] RudieCantFail: and not very grusome
[12:25] EvilNakedBaby: fine…if you want to feel pain, so be it
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Tue May 24 12:25:57 2005

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May 18th, 2005 - Bugging EvilNakedBaby

rudiecantfail — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:13:34 +0000

Session Start (EvilNakedBaby:RudieCantFail): Wed May 18 10:35:34 2005
[10:35] RudieCantFail: what are you doing?
[10:35] EvilNakedBaby: working
[10:35] RudieCantFail: does Cindy have AIM?
[10:36] EvilNakedBaby: yeah, but she never uses it
[10:36] RudieCantFail: good thing she has it then
[10:37] RudieCantFail: who else do you have on your aim list?
[10:37] EvilNakedBaby: Some other people you don’t know
[10:37] RudieCantFail: what about people i do know?
[10:38] EvilNakedBaby: Geo
[10:38] RudieCantFail: what is it?
[10:38] RudieCantFail: want to grow my list
[10:38] RudieCantFail: makes me feel like i have friends
[10:38] EvilNakedBaby: ************
[10:39] RudieCantFail: anyone else?
[10:39] EvilNakedBaby: Cindy’s is ************
[10:39] EvilNakedBaby: I think that is it
[11:44] RudieCantFail: who else?
[11:45] EvilNakedBaby: that is it
[11:45] RudieCantFail: liar!

15 minutes later…

[11:56] RudieCantFail: what are you doing now?
[11:56] EvilNakedBaby: working with the DB
[11:56] RudieCantFail: revert to paper
[11:56] EvilNakedBaby: k

Almost an hour later…

[12:53] RudieCantFail: what are you doing now?
[12:53] EvilNakedBaby: programming

30+ minutes later…

[13:33] RudieCantFail: what are you doing now?
[13:34] EvilNakedBaby: the same thing I was doing the last time you asked me
[13:34] RudieCantFail: and now?
[13:34] EvilNakedBaby: the same
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Wed May 18 13:34:44 2005

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May 16th, 2005 - Come on EvilNakedBaby! Go to Vegas!

rudiecantfail — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:27:44 +0000

Session Start (RudieCantFail): Mon May 16 9:01:53 2005
[09:07] RudieCantFail: You suck cock
[09:08] EvilNakedBaby: You remind me of a drunk parrot.
[16:16] RudieCantFail: yo
[16:21] EvilNakedBaby: sup
[16:21] RudieCantFail: homo
[16:21] EvilNakedBaby: sapien
[16:21] RudieCantFail: what is up?
[16:22] EvilNakedBaby: at work
[16:22] EvilNakedBaby: where you at?
[16:22] RudieCantFail: at work
[16:22] EvilNakedBaby: How is work
[16:22] RudieCantFail: going well
[16:22] RudieCantFail: and you?
[16:23] EvilNakedBaby: the same. Although work has increased around here.
[16:24] EvilNakedBaby: You going to Vegas?
[16:24] RudieCantFail: yeah
[16:24] EvilNakedBaby: When?
[16:24] RudieCantFail: july 1st through 5th
[16:24] EvilNakedBaby: nice
[16:24] RudieCantFail: 4th
[16:24] EvilNakedBaby: How many people r going with u?
[16:25] RudieCantFail: well, we got 9 tickets total
[16:25] RudieCantFail: so far 4 people are confirmed
[16:25] EvilNakedBaby: What else you plan to do there?
[16:25] RudieCantFail: win money
[16:25] EvilNakedBaby: lose money
[16:26] EvilNakedBaby: A lot to do in Vegas
[16:26] RudieCantFail: yeah
[16:26] RudieCantFail: mainly eat
[16:26] RudieCantFail: going to check out some good places to eat
[16:50] RudieCantFail: how be veronica? you guys breakup?
[16:50] EvilNakedBaby: not yet
[17:03] RudieCantFail: 1. Fans of the Danish soccer team Odense, which recently dropped seven straight games, paid a stripper to visit the team’s practice and perform an “inflammatory dance.” The players were especially appreciative since it helped them save the money they typically budget for strippers
[17:14] RudieCantFail: come to vegas..without nancy
[17:14] RudieCantFail: guys night on the town
[17:15] EvilNakedBaby: system of down in vegas?
[17:16] RudieCantFail: RHCP and weezer
[17:16] EvilNakedBaby: I gotta take my women…she will get pissed if I don’t take her.
[17:18] RudieCantFail: tell her you’re in good hands with me
[17:18] RudieCantFail: she trusts me
[17:18] RudieCantFail: i think
[17:20] RudieCantFail: tell her its guys weekend out
[17:20] RudieCantFail: she’ll buy that
[17:20] RudieCantFail: wont she?
[17:29] EvilNakedBaby: She wants to see Vegas
[17:35] RudieCantFail: get her a video
Session Close (RudieCantFail): Mon May 16 14:29:25 2005

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